The Cliffs of Insanity

The Cliffs of Insanity

Momniscience – A Planbuster


I used to call this blog "momniscience" for a few  days because it was so insane to think that anyone could claim omniscience, it was funny.  But it turns out it was too hard to spell - for me.  You should know though that everything about having kids requires some sort of momniscience and will literally bust every plan you had.  Look at me, for example...
  • I have four kids.
  • Four kids is a lot. 
  • I really love my four kids and spend most waking hours considering plans for them.
  • All of my kids have between one and three learning differences.
  • Two of my kids have psychiatric style disorders.
  • One of my kids has a major developmental disability.
  • We have a pill drawer.  Because that's how many pills we have.  And we don't believe in medicating children.  
  •  We have been to 11 schools within the same metro-area trying to find something for everyone.  Currently we have 3.
  • Also we see 322 specialists but know all specialists in our city.
  • Sometimes you may find numerical exaggerations in this blog.  The point above this is an example just to prepare you. The rest is factually accurate.
That whole "humans plan, God laughs" thing may be true.  But in order to survive this grand adventure called parenting us humans need a little chuckle also.